deadlypieceofshit

2006-10-20T10:20:00.000-07:00

this is totally hilarious! on your speakers! very stress-relieving...

MUST WATCH!>>>>

have a fab day!

2006-09-20T22:56:00.001-07:00

after my prelims, i think i will start with my blog again.it's a comeback.i dont really like blogs actually but sometimes,it's kinda fun to place whatever ur thoughts online.publiched.pronto~

2006-09-20T22:56:00.000-07:00

ppl! u must watch this!!! *grins

2006-07-14T08:59:00.000-07:00

miss swan's funny videos>>>>>>>>>>

holy crap

2006-06-23T11:07:00.000-07:00

lemme summarize what i've been doing during the entire june hols since it's coming to an end now.very well, jus a few days ago,i came back frm a 30 hrs FAMINE camp.it was not the best camp ever but gosh dammit! i love the shirts.lol.also,um..it gives me a great satisfaction tat i've endured the 30 hrs! hurray!!!

just today,i went to some air force base in sembawang to haf buffet(dinner). heh.the food was gr8! not those cant be compared to the food i've had when i was doing at the VIP lounge during the rugby's sevens.the VIP food was still the best!

ok so i seriously hate to update blogs.ga...but what the hell.since im alrdy here,here's a SUPER hilarious clip tat u DIE DIE must watch!!!

japanese learning english>>>

it's abt this guy who doesnt like ppl to laugh at him while he's learning english.if they laugh,they will be caned/badly beaten.lol!!! enjoy! cheers =)

2006-06-15T02:13:00.000-07:00

im at yi ling's place at the mo,updating my blog.tat's force but it's alrite,im having mask at her place so jus to pass time,y not update this pathetic blog.

here's some really funny videos!
not tat i support racism cos i DO NOT! but it's HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!

PART ONE>>

PART TWO>>

PART THREE>>

PART FOUR>>

ohh back to update my blog!

2006-06-02T19:53:00.000-07:00

here's a clip of hee chul n KIM KI BUM!!! =)

i've finally noe who's tat paul twohill guy.i heard he's cute n good-looking watsoever.it turns out he looks exactly the opposite of those rumours.i was stunned when i saw him on tv(sg's idol) i mean he's SO not good-looking!not even nice-looking,i guess it's his hair tat is the cause,tat makes him look like some drug-addict.no offence but i think he seriously need to change his image,outlook whatever.oh well..tat is his problem anyway.what i like abt him is tat,he has proven me wrong by singing wonderfully well...im impressed.

few days back,ting n me went to take different buses prolly to waste time.it was the week before O levels chinese,we went to take bus 167 to bukit merah n den back to sembawang.it's jus us,totally insane n feeling rich in our ez-link card,tat's y i guess we did bus-riding.the next day,we took bus 980 to geylang n took bus 961 back to woodlands,which was a REALLY long way back becos it has a total of 89 stops to make before reaching woodlands civic centre.

my ass was feeling super numbed by the time we reached our destination n i almost cudnt move.it was a long ride...

gtg..

p.s i hate to type!

p.s.s me n mom are on speaking terms now.hurrraay!!! =) *grins

hmph.what is happening to me?!!

2006-05-26T09:07:00.000-07:00

my mom's still pissed off at me for slping late last sat n slping early last sun.uh..it's plain dumb.this thing b/w me n my mom.she was SUPER nasty to me.u noe what she did?!

SHE deprive me of my BREAKFAST!!!!! tat's the worse thing u can ever do to ur OWN daughter!i wasnt given any breakfast this whole week n she's been giving me the cold treatment ever since.oh gosh! i seriously do TRY to be an understanding daughter and all but sometimes,my mom jus gets on my nerves!
honestly?i cant stand her.yet she's my mom,i had to.
she's gg 50 this yr so i hafta be MORE understanding towards her "weird" behavior n such as there's sumthing call the MENOPAUSE.

she's been giving me hell since tat week n now both of us arent on talking terms.and guess what happend today?

i was asked to go for the parents' meeting n had a brilliant chat with ms cheah n mdm chong--principal n form teacher respectively.gosh! my dad told me ms cheah is damn straight n she's really gd at reading ppl.she reads me like a book!
she practically sums up all my excuses n absences in sch by telling me this one word,tat is: GUILT.

ms cheah told me im feeling guilty for not doing anything abt my studies hence i hated gg to sch n always finding excuses to not go sch.umm..well,i cant say she's not rytte.and now,im feeling rather remorseful.shit.

i dun actually wanna do a verbal diarrhoea on this blog abt my crappy life.it jus seems to corrupt this entire blog.arghh.guess i better leave it as it is now.
sayonara!

P.S i saw amy's bf,marcus!!! oohh..they do look like siblings.hehehehe

cheers!
geekygirl

funny korean videos with ENG subs =)

2006-05-16T01:01:00.000-07:00

KIM KI BUM n LEE MIN KI speaks english!!!(haf a laugh!)

2006-05-12T20:23:00.000-07:00

this IS hilarious! jim carrey show: on how to become BEAUTIFUL =]

MY MOM's BACK!!!!!!!!!! WOOOTTTT!
she came back last night,n i mean REAL late..i was really happy to see her.well maybe not,i was REALLY HAPPY to see her carrying THOSE bags tat contain presents!!! hehe

anw,i baked her a cake for mother's day(tmr) at Jo's place.i even sleepover at her place,it was FUN! lol..we made whatsthatcall with icing sugar,egg n glucose.it's somewhat like a dough to make figurines on the cake.AND,we made
fantastic-smelling,saliva-drooling CHOCOLATE truffles!!!

i'm so proud of myself when the cake i baked for my mom was a success.not forgetting with the help of jo n ting..n thou it was super exhausting baking it,tgt with the wash-ups,it was worth it!

jo made a small heart-shaped cake for her mom with a flower icing on the right hand side of the cake.Ting's cake was the plainest becos she gotta leave early n mine was a really big heart-shaped cake with whipped cream,coco powder,white chocolate...
heh! im so very proud of the result!wooooooooooooooooooottttttt =]

cheers!
gtg,geekgirl

2006-05-10T06:50:00.000-07:00

my day: today was really another same old boring day,as usual,i woke up at 6am get ready for sch n wasnt ready to sit for both my papers--bio n A maths.cos i didnt study.i went to take a nap at ard 7.30pm n slept all the way till this morning 6.10am.i was pretty stunned myself but whatever.now tat the papers haf passed.

i did want to escape taking my bio paper today n i almost ran off except tat my co-form teacher caught me.she saw me n stopped me.sighh--guess i cant blame her cos she was really worried n anxious tat i cud get into a disciplinary case.she doesnt want tat to happen to me.i'm glad i did stay on however i was really pissed during the whole paper.i hated to be force what i dun want to do.but avoiding isnt going to solve anything isnt it?well i've jus come to realization tat i'm gonna face all this problem with--GUSTO! --hmph--

the papers i've taken were--geog,ss,Emaths,eng,chi,phy,chem,bio,Amaths paper1 n there's only A maths paper2 left.HURRAY!
yet,im feeling rather moody.i dunno why.i jus dun feel like smiling,putting up a front(smiling cheerfully)has always been a habit/and now,i can only say im rather sick of it.i haf an addiction to korean dramas n im born a WORRIER.forever worrying abt things,god noes what the heck i've been worrying abt.i'm tired of all this.so tired...n jus ytd,i took up scriptwriting n started to write my own script.however,guesswhat?!! jus now,while i was watching-----"spring waltz" korean drama, the story is almost similar to mine!!! oh help! tat's bad.

this jus goes to show how unique i am in script-writing.i've gotta rewrite.hopefully,i'll put it up here for viewers to read n to comment.u noe it's always good to hear what others haf to say abt ur story,be it good or bad.of course! a good would be good.hehe =)

o well..here i am typing furiously away n it's FRIGGING 10PM now.gotta start my revision,ciao!

cheers!
--geeky girl--

2006-05-10T01:26:00.000-07:00

do u believe tat love existed?or is it just an infatuation during tat particular period of time?will it ever fade away?or,will it not.will love results to sadness?will it cause tears?why is love such a pain in an ass!?!grr..

enjoy this clip,the song is damn NICE! =)

2006-05-06T01:13:00.000-07:00

i find this really cute!

im going NUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2006-04-26T05:02:00.000-07:00

oh man! im such a loser! im so demoralize! im so ABNORMAL.
always falling ill,practically every month,jus like having my MENS.but tat's not the cause which really freak me out.what's the real cause behind all my stomaches,headaches n giddiness?!

only heaven knows.

today,as usual,im at hm,recuperating so tat tmr,i will be fit as a bull to take my mid-yr eng papers.heh.

i dunno WHY! everyone is SO obsess in SLIMING DOWN>>
it seems so ridiculous to me.yes, i do want to slim down to be fit.however,constant reminder of me being a WORLD-CLASS FATSO is SO not my idea of encouragement.Nor is it helping either.Im still a food-lover n im still constantly snacking.SO,who can stop me?reminders are jus pure waste of time n IRRITATING.

my family members arent helping either.my bro who's forever saying tat im FAT(rytte,i am)my mom says the SAME thing too.my DAD repeats what THEY say. n u guess what? i told him this,

" i am what i am today because u fed me to be like this,who to blame? "

sighh..life.it stinks sumtimes yet many ask u to treasure it.how ironic.

geekygirl going off --------------(this is jus the beginning of geekygirl,chapter 1)

JOKES--funny conversations/

2006-04-19T05:26:00.000-07:00

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake?
Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I'm comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week.

Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

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Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?

A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.

2006-04-19T05:01:00.000-07:00

here i am,back again.10 days later...

during the period of time,many things had happened.For instance,my bro's band G-FORCE was kicked out of "superband",due to the lack of calls(votes) frm their supporters.Well,frankly speaking,it's really a win or lose situation whereby no one is to be blame.They did their best n haf improve vastly in their performance cum singing/dancing.Yet,they were out.It was really unexpected thou.there are other bands that are lousier than them.I guess it's becos of the judges' comments tat is why not many ppl voted for them,becos the judges told em that their performance was good n believe tat they will be IN for the next round.AND,that comment actually makes all the G-FORCE supporters to reduce the no.of phone calls/sms-es.it's really a pity thou HOWEVER,there's a revival round so needless to worry,now they haf MORE time to practise on both their vocal n dance,they wud be a BLAST! =)

alrytte...so that's the latest update.

im bored.

RUGBY SEVENS!!!!! standard chartered---

2006-04-09T06:32:00.000-07:00

WOW cool! rugby sevens RAWK!!!
i lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeee it! it's totally fabulous! i cant believe im into rugby but all the matches were fantastic..except uh..s'pore's rugby team is really ______.no comment.
we lost to aussie 33-nil.lost in the "loser" match with korea,34-nil.

uh well anw,argentina is REALLY HOT HOT HOTT!!!! they won NZ in the quarterfinals!
that means they got into the semi-finals!

n the saddest thing was,becos of Summer,i hafta missed watching the FINALS!!! ughh
so me,summer n shawn went to bugis to take NEOPRINT.how fun.sighh...
oh well..as we were serving the VIPs,we get to eat the VIPs' food!!! yay!!
it was SO delicious!never in my life haf i tasted such saliva-drooling food.--the high life aka the richies.i've met ppl who are SUPER rich la.the president of DHL,CEO of 7-eleven,media frm so many countries...,president of SRU(singapore rugby union)..blahh.
it was like whoa..suddenly all the RICH frm all over the world haf come to stand in front of u face to face.n there were SO many HOT guys! there's one call shuan lin frm DBS bank.gorgeous man.lol..n there's another one call xizhen who's also damn gorgeous!

oh rytee..now talk abt my bro's band,G-FORCE,it was shown on tv a while ago.their singing frankly speaking,isnt tat gd.out of tune even.HOWEVER, EVERYONE!!! PLS support cos they are SO gonna improve in their singing n dancing n SHOCK you guys.
PLS CALL::::::::::::::::::::::::

1900-112-3004

thanks!!
cheers
gtg..

the opening of 'deadlypieceofshit'

2006-04-01T11:03:00.000-08:00

[name]: janis
[can be found]:S'pore,3rd planet amongst the other 9 planets
[age]: frigging sixteen!
[height]: gosh..i'm a midget
[weight]: am a fatslob
[fav.quotes]:"are u serious!?!","what the...","watcha thinking?"
[interests]: music,travelling,fashion,volunteering,expeditions
[description]: hopeless piece of shit

[feedbacks]:none at the mo cos it's a frigging new blog,dumbass!

that's all folks!
welcome to DEADLY PIECE OF SHIT!!! =D *grins